Create an article in the world famous IWIRE!

First:

Select the proper section in the news to which your article belongs


Second:

Pick a file name for your article


Choose a name like: aols-a-joke
All file names for articles must be lower case and one character string w/o spaces or odd characters (Dashes [-] and underscores [_] are the only acceptable non-alpha-numeric symbols)
Also, Check here first to assure yourself that your article doesn't already exist

Articles must have a corresponding color scheme matching the article you are creating!

Pick the background image that corresponds with your news category or is an otherwise fitting choice.
Article Headline
A good, reative headline deserves from 5 to 20 minutes of solid contemplation
It will also be the menu link to your article

You are the author of this article! What is your Name?
No 'handles' here. No aliases either
(required)

Take care of your article! Provide your most commonly used Email account.
You will receive, as will our monitors, a short note whenever someone posts an update to your article
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"The future of journalism is in your hands"
Enter the first half of the body of your article below
All line breaks will be interpreted correctly. No tabs (for paragraph indentation) will be recognized. They are uncommon on the web anyway
This is necessary for reasons that will be explained later

Optional items:

Do you want the topic to concern a certain URL?
Type the text you would like to have precede the URL

What is the TITLE of the URL you are referencing?

Type the full URL (http://...)

Throw an IMAGE URL up on the topic page!
(Type http://...)

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